drunk and hating on fb and the internet and depressed and terrified by the world's condition, esp the USA--True citizens will fight the good fight; everyone else, you will not be judged for absconding

From: Complaint Dept.
To: Trash
Subj: Fwd:"our grievances," etc. / "Generation?"

We have received several complaints from members of "Generation Generation" (GG)--said members complaining their individual conditions and purposes have been lumped into an array of vague categories. Said members complain the term "generation" is a modern phenomena originally implemented by scholars and critics, as well as members of the world media, to [in words of several GG members] insufficiently explain gaps in paradigm among varying age groups. Said members also complain the term "generation" is a vestige--that whatever antiquated purpose it once served is no longer apt and that in contemporary usage it falls short of conveying genuine "purposes for existence" or relevance to planetary social climate. Members of GG complain of marginalization by what said members refer to as "old people" but that Complaint Dept. understands to be various world media conglomerates, in addition to thoroughly-aged citizens. Members of GG making grand gestures that appear on front pages of said various world media conglomerates' corporate news websites but Complaint Dept. has difficulty discovering any less-grand gestures visible in everyday life. Complaint Dept. generally scoffs at said members of GG, not really apprehending the incoherent voice cacophony. Complaint Dept. is actively lumping all related complaints into a single file and sending them to the Trash committee for final approval for permanent deletion. Kindly revise complaints as attached files and send confirmation upon deletion.

-C.D.